2017-10-18 - 7:23 a.m.
I sneezed today...
...and I tinkled...
...in my fresh new panties...
...smh. -__-
Maybe my strong coffee breath will mask the smell! lol
Just kidding. I didn't have asparagus last night. But it sucks! Just when you think your flying high and dry, you get knocked down by the dirty hot wet golden juice. It's not a healthy feeling, and it's also not sexy! Who wants to slap fleshy parts with that kind of dirtiness. Weirdos maybe, but I'm not weird. :P Wait, nevermind.
Anyway, I will be cleaning myself of misery, embarrassment, and dirty juice. lol
Halloween fast approaches!!!!
SUPER EXCITED! HEHEHEHE
